This is how I smell, I guess

I love a good fragrance. Scratch that. "Good" fragrance is ridiculously subjective. I love vanilla smells, musky smells, anything that is sweet and sexy. Even overly sweet fragrances have a place in my heart. What I despise, however, is tuberose. And lilac. I fucking hate them, and people who smell like that make me feel sick to my stomach. My favorite waters and oils with which to anoint myself are the following:

Comptoir Sud Pacifique Vanille Extreme

Ah, my first love. Spray this in your hair and on your wrists and you will suddenly be the object of much attention and more affections than you can handle. Really.

Spring Flowers by Creed

This was originally created for Audrey Hepburn, whom I decided I liked after I learned that she never bothered covering up her dark circles, and kept a pet deer. It smells like the freshly-cut flowers I would get myself if I weren't so lazy.

Plus, it comes in this gorgeous box.

Juicy Couture Viva La Juicy

Yes, laugh at me. This perfume is still tasty and flirtatious. Maybe I'll make your boyfriend break up with you while I'm wearing it. Bitch.

Kiehl's Musk Oil

This is so sexy in a raw, earthy way. I feel a bit like a hippie when I put this on, which is never a good thing, but nonetheless having this scent glowing out from the nape of my neck makes me feel like a wood nymph. Or something.

Tihota by Indult

I saved the best for last. This is my absolute favorite scent ever. Warm, musky, amber-y vanilla that's so concentrated it's akin to drizzling honey over your naked body while laying in the golden rays of the sun. It is that lovely and sensuous.